After studying on my own for the Greek History exam, I called up a fellow student and suggested that we review the material together. She invited me to her place. As soon as I entered her room, I was smitten! It was love at first sight.

Three cats roam the place, and two of them immediately took to me. I sat down and pulled out an article to discuss with her, and the two cats jumped up to my lap, nestled comfortably, and began to purr. I was filled with a warm, fuzzy feeling. The girl was quite surprised at this. Three hours and quite a lot of Greek history later, the cats never leaving my lap, I said goodbye.

Ever since, I've been pining for that room, and those cats. I must find a pretext to visit the girl!

...or give up all excuses and get a Flat Cat!