This entry is very intimate.
I woke up today to a shocking discovery involving my underwear. It is misspelt! Can you believe it? It's a pair of boxer shorts with some stupid iconic print on it, of animals and milk bottles. It says frash milk and form produce over and over, so help me Alces. Naturally, I was shaken. Seeing English spelling mistakes in Israel is very common, and is one thing, but having spelling mistakes around your nether region is another. The horror! The horror!