ygurvitz, Corruption incarnate that he is, reminded me of Mark Twain's The War Prayer the other day. I was faced with some university assignment that I didn't feel like tackling, and before I knew it, I had translated the actual prayer (which is only part of the piece) into Hebrew, just for practice.
Now that it's lying about, of course, I must inflict it upon my Hebrew readers. Please take a look and tell me what you think. The original may be found here, among other places.