This is just to say... - Impressions and Expressions of Ijon
This is just to say...|
...that foo is the most wondrous cat in the whole world.
Current Mood: foo-gazing
I may have to contest that. I, after all, have this Lucy, and I don't believe Lucy is foo, but Lucy is the most excellent cat on the planet. Possibly several planets.
|Date:||June 9th, 2003 11:07 pm (UTC)|| |
|Date:||June 9th, 2003 09:36 am (UTC)|| |
Can't contest that
but nevertheless I want a cat too! (Damn housing rules)
|Date:||June 9th, 2003 10:52 am (UTC)|| |
Challenging Foo on the wondrousity finals (feline section)
is Cisco, who has taken a solemn oath to rid the multiverse of straws.
Straws, those evildoing, doublecrossing, ne'er-do-wells, lurk in the cups of his beloved human pets, where they threaten to POKE THEM IN THE MOUTHS!
Such violence upon their persons must not be tolerated, says Cisco, and straws of every stripe must be removed to the SafeSpot(tm), be they electric-pink or lime-green, bendy or straight, or even twigs and pens, that just LOOK like straws.
If you somehow missed seeing a cat running up the stairs with a long, pink, bendy straw in His mouth, looking for all the world like a particularly hairy pipe-smoker, please reconsider in the wondrous-judging section.
(To the mundane among us it would just look like the freakin' cat has a straw collection he likes to keep under my desk - but they probably don't see fairies on treetops and gnomes in their back yards, either.)