Special No-show Challenge: send us a recorded greeting, to be played at the Flatwarming! It must include your own voice, but the content, as well as potential guest artists, is up to you. arnulf adds: Extra credit for a video greeting, Flash animation, or thinking out of the box!
Cheating: those of you who are coming to the Flatwarming may elect to cheat and also send us a recorded greeting anyhow, just to add to the general fun and hilarity. Cheaters will be harshly praised.
Technical info: e-mail me anything smaller than one megabyte, or upload your greeting to some FTP/HTTP server and send us a link (we'll grab it ASAP to let you clear up the space, if that's an issue). If you make a large greeting and don't have access to a world-accessible server, e-mail me the details and I'll work something out.